I Want A Twilight-Fan-Divorce

Guys, Girls, Hello

I want a Twilight Fan Divorce pronto.

I leave my blog to you guys you want to know how to run it here's my e-mail
SamanthaAwesomeIsI@gmail.com
Here are my following resons why I want tthe divorce:
A) Stephenie Meyer isn't like Meg Cabot where she's to stuck up to have fan mail or a Myspace I qoute "...I wish it was easier for me to talk to everyone the way I used to."
B) Robert Pattinson is a man whore(Hope Kristen dumps him).
C)The Mediator series are beyond cooler, and no one is OVER needy for another until the last book and it's not that bad.
I myself am reading the mediator series--by Meg Cabot--and no one is as fake as in TWILIGHT SAGA so I probably won't be posting until NEW MOON comes out and then another list of books that I recomend to pass time, BTW you can also talk to me on hi5.com/samanthaawesome
It was fun while it lasted but TWILIGHT just isn't the same when a man whore plays Edward.
AND I HOPE THAT ROBERT PATTINSON READS THAT!

--Samantha Awesome

HA HA HA!!! I WAS SO RIGHT!

I was right.
You were wrong.
I love you Miss Vamp,
But when I see love,
I know it is there.
So next time you spend the night,
You get to see my:
IN YOUR FACE DANCE!

I knew it!
I knew Rob was going to win! SO next time your checking out of the grocery store put down the magazine with Jon and Kate Plus Eight--give there children's poor soul some peace--and pick up the Twilight-Exclusive-Interview-With-Cast magazine.
It is Official, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are together at last! Notice, they are both rocking the I-Need-A-Bath look?
HA HA! Just had to point it out.
And not only that. In New York, Robert Pattinson got hit by a taxi cab. He's okay, calm down. No crazy Rob died because he got hit by a taxi and its all my fault because I'm in love with him and now he's dead. I don't want any like this YOUTUBE VIDEO.
HE WALKED AWAY!
Okay my fellow Robert Pattinson fans, were not crazy Miley fans

So Miley isn't dead, Rob isn't dead.

But, what if Rob and Kristen break up and don't wanna work together on the third movie?

Doubt it. There wedding invitations will look adorable. Plus, they have a contract and that is VERY unprofessional.

ultimatum

Rob, babe, you know your going to win in the end. Why fall for awkward girl when I'm right here?

Okay, Okay, yes I know, its illegal. Robert Pattinson has just given Kristen Stewart the choice of him or her washed up actor of a boy friend Micheal Angarano by the end of summer. Okay I know that if a Micheal Angarano fan sees this (which i doubt were not very popular, if you know what I mean, look at our followers) will for sure hate me--get in line, honey-- but Robert is the better match.

If only people knew about this website?!

Robert, Honey, Your going to get her in the long run, well at least he gets her prego in Breaking Dawn isn't that good enough?

Maybe not.

People look at our Twilight blog! Follow us please!!!!!

For those who have been under a rock here are the New Moon Move Posters--BEAUTIFUL I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why This Beautiful Man Makes Me Mad!!!

Everyone seems to think Rob is the big deal--he is--and sadly everywhere I turn there is a magazine of him! I Still have a crush on him, but why does he have to be such a slut? I mean he's either in love with Kristen or having a one night stand?! And not even with a pretty girl! Why does this bother me? The chemestry is excellent in the new movie and he shouldn't be ruining that between them. That girl is just as muchof a slut as he is.
(excuse my language).

--Samantha Awesome