Abble Babble Bleh Bleh Bleh, btw Twitter me!

I am robotwriter@twitter.com, Twitter me if you have one. http://twitter.com/robotwriter follow me bleh, bleh, bleh! school starts soon, I failed my math TAKS so I really don't know what classes I'm getting. Michael Jackson died, Avril Lavigne is supposed to be on the NEW MOON Soundtrack, Kristen Stewert is playing JOAN JETT in THE RUNAWAYS, very good band-my favorite song is Cherry Bomb-and not to mention, DAKOTA FANNING is going to be in the movie too! I'm almost done with my novel, one day I plan to publish, who knows when. Robert Pattinson is a skank, Kristen Stewert is jammin' with a mullet, andI'm wearing my pink pajama pants and a yellow spegetti strap!
No one wants this website, I am battling my issues with TWILIGHT, and I hate it BUT I am going to watch, buy, and buy the soundtrack too, for every movie. I was against KS but now I'm starting to realize that she is kinda cool. Ashley Greene is AWESOME!!! Niki Reed I could care less about. NEW MOON is probably NOT going to be as opular because they only have one teaser trailer out. The CGI sucks in it too. Hopfully the movie is way bettter.
If anyone goes on YOUTUBE a lot, be sure to check out CHLOETHATKARATEKID 's TWILIGHT PARODY's there super halarious.
I'm thinking about making a wetpaint, but I don't know, I want a myspace but my mom won't let me. But seriously follow me on TWITTER if you want updates on my book and stuff, I'm going to open something fun and popular soon, TWITTER is just the begining.
We have new neibors and they have a bunch of boys around my age and my mom put my storm shutters on ALL of the house because my sisters and brithers were so devious at my age. I'm not going to do anything mom, I promise!
OKAY, so more later,

Love,

Samantha Awesome :)

I Want A Twilight-Fan-Divorce

Guys, Girls, Hello

I want a Twilight Fan Divorce pronto.

I leave my blog to you guys you want to know how to run it here's my e-mail
SamanthaAwesomeIsI@gmail.com
Here are my following resons why I want tthe divorce:
A) Stephenie Meyer isn't like Meg Cabot where she's to stuck up to have fan mail or a Myspace I qoute "...I wish it was easier for me to talk to everyone the way I used to."
B) Robert Pattinson is a man whore(Hope Kristen dumps him).
C)The Mediator series are beyond cooler, and no one is OVER needy for another until the last book and it's not that bad.
I myself am reading the mediator series--by Meg Cabot--and no one is as fake as in TWILIGHT SAGA so I probably won't be posting until NEW MOON comes out and then another list of books that I recomend to pass time, BTW you can also talk to me on hi5.com/samanthaawesome
It was fun while it lasted but TWILIGHT just isn't the same when a man whore plays Edward.
AND I HOPE THAT ROBERT PATTINSON READS THAT!

--Samantha Awesome

HA HA HA!!! I WAS SO RIGHT!

I was right.
You were wrong.
I love you Miss Vamp,
But when I see love,
I know it is there.
So next time you spend the night,
You get to see my:
IN YOUR FACE DANCE!

I knew it!
I knew Rob was going to win! SO next time your checking out of the grocery store put down the magazine with Jon and Kate Plus Eight--give there children's poor soul some peace--and pick up the Twilight-Exclusive-Interview-With-Cast magazine.
It is Official, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are together at last! Notice, they are both rocking the I-Need-A-Bath look?
HA HA! Just had to point it out.
And not only that. In New York, Robert Pattinson got hit by a taxi cab. He's okay, calm down. No crazy Rob died because he got hit by a taxi and its all my fault because I'm in love with him and now he's dead. I don't want any like this YOUTUBE VIDEO.
HE WALKED AWAY!
Okay my fellow Robert Pattinson fans, were not crazy Miley fans

So Miley isn't dead, Rob isn't dead.

But, what if Rob and Kristen break up and don't wanna work together on the third movie?

Doubt it. There wedding invitations will look adorable. Plus, they have a contract and that is VERY unprofessional.

ultimatum

Rob, babe, you know your going to win in the end. Why fall for awkward girl when I'm right here?

Okay, Okay, yes I know, its illegal. Robert Pattinson has just given Kristen Stewart the choice of him or her washed up actor of a boy friend Micheal Angarano by the end of summer. Okay I know that if a Micheal Angarano fan sees this (which i doubt were not very popular, if you know what I mean, look at our followers) will for sure hate me--get in line, honey-- but Robert is the better match.

If only people knew about this website?!

Robert, Honey, Your going to get her in the long run, well at least he gets her prego in Breaking Dawn isn't that good enough?

Maybe not.

People look at our Twilight blog! Follow us please!!!!!

For those who have been under a rock here are the New Moon Move Posters--BEAUTIFUL I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why This Beautiful Man Makes Me Mad!!!

Everyone seems to think Rob is the big deal--he is--and sadly everywhere I turn there is a magazine of him! I Still have a crush on him, but why does he have to be such a slut? I mean he's either in love with Kristen or having a one night stand?! And not even with a pretty girl! Why does this bother me? The chemestry is excellent in the new movie and he shouldn't be ruining that between them. That girl is just as muchof a slut as he is.
(excuse my language).

--Samantha Awesome

Update

Okay,its been a while since we've written anything--but I'd love to say one simple thing--I hate Robert Pattinson.

Well...he used to be my dream guy but he's getting to the point where he needs to stand outside when it rains, and did anyone see his picture with his umbrella holder, but I still am madly in love with Edward and after rereading New moon and Breaking Dawn Jacob isn't such a butt in my mind.

When did Kristen Stewart get pretty? I saw a picture of her on a magazine and I thought it was like her look alike. Does that look like he?

Maybe it was a good hair day, but she still annoys me....and these to stupids finally get together I mean I'm so happy for them there cute together because they both are ugly and pretty at times.

Okay,I admitt I still like R. Pattinson--I can't help it!!!!!!!!!!!

--Ms. Awesome